Tuesday 20 March 2012

Obese Emoticons

It happens surprisingly often. Typing too fast and your over excited finger hammers one of the keys too many times. Typos everywhere. But lurking amongst them, well hidden despite their size, is the obese emoticon:
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We pass it off as a mere typing accident but it is not. The chubby, double chinned emoticon is a sign. We must fight the rising obesity levels amongst emoticons before we have a huge strain on our poor monitors and chat windows that simply cannot cope with their size!
This is what happens when you eat too many apostrophes and do not exercise enough. This is a challenge we must all face together. So please. Next time you accidently tap the keyboard twice, think of the hidden epidemic that is emoticon obesity.

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